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  • How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
2016/01/16 18:14:03
TheMaartian
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
 
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
 
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
 
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
 
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
 
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
 
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
 
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
 
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
 
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
 
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
 
15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs
 
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
 
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
 
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
 
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
 
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
 
13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
 
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb
 
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views
 
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread
 
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
2016/01/16 20:54:41
jbow
OK, I'll drink the Bud Light.. or is BudLight??
2016/01/16 23:17:42
kennywtelejazz
Folks this is very simple math
It takes  999 + 1 forum member  to change a light bulb ..
bapu gets to change the light bulb and the other 999 forum members get  to count all the plugins he has
 
Kenny
2016/01/16 23:40:12
michaelhanson
I don't need the light bulb changed....I can find Becan in the dark.
2016/01/17 00:20:25
jeff oliver
This was brilliant! haha.....
2016/01/17 00:48:01
webbs hill studio
hehe... 
2016/01/17 01:09:21
ampfixer
What was the question?
2016/01/17 02:24:36
craigb
But what if the light bulb really doesn't want to change?  Do you respect his desires or gather all his friends and relatives for an intervention? 
2016/01/17 03:25:36
jamesg1213
Excellent!
 
I'll just add;
 
1 who only reads the word 'change' then writes 12 paragraphs about 1970's movies.
2016/01/17 04:13:45
craigb
jamesg1213
Excellent!
 
I'll just add;
 
1 who only reads the word 'change' then writes 12 paragraphs about 1970's movies after feeling compelled to start with "Hi," first.




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