I thought of Spirograph as well.
As for any cops that early in the morning, just tell them that you're now one of the 'Cakewalk Mods', and they'll be sure to back off and leave you alone there Bit.
You might even get an, "Oh - so sorry to trouble you good Sir. Can we give you a lift to the store and back?
Have a great day - and our most sincere apologies once again for any trouble or inconvenience we may have caused you!"
You know - like in the Godfather during the play, when the guy beside Deniro says, "Hey you bum - sit down!"
Then his face goes cold with a blank ghostly stare when 'The Black Hand' turns around to see who said it.
So wheel your well-earned prestige out and throw your weight around a little there Bit.
Show those cops just who's who!