... said in a menacing voice over a heavy guitar riff.  It is funny where inspiration will strike.  Here I am working on this new and original song called "I Am bapu Man" and I have writer's block trying to find a word the rhymes with solo.  And then, there it is in another thread ... "bolo".
 
here is my idea for the first verse but it is still an unfinished work in progress:
 
Has he posted yet?
Yes that is a safe bet.
What is FSF?
I don’t know, go ask Jeff.
Is he playing bass?
In my toast I see his face.
Will he take a solo
Or will he wear that bolo?
 
The second verse may delve into spoofing titles and becan, just not sure yet.

An excellent start you have there Dave......looks very promising, and I'm sure the melody will fit the lyrics quite well, No need to be paranoid about the rest....

If Bapu used to be Iron Man, he's probably a lot closer to Rust Man by now...
(I'm not far behind either...)

I think he's just glad that no one suggested starting off by declaring, "I Am Moob Man." I think we all are. 
 
Uh oh...