Poor fella , he never made it past playing a couple of bars of Misty ..Oh well , he could have been a contender .
It just goes to show you that some Jazz Guitar Players can be real punks and wimps ...
If the dude was Rocking out on the fret board playing some Hendrix or The Who when his guitar fell apart He would have done the right thing

He would have went all El Kabong with that POS MIC ? Hollow body and The Rock Gods would have at least granted him a nice piece of pooty tang for a New Years Eve's date ..
She would also be rich and she would have probably bought him a real guitar like a Gibson or a Fender because if he was any good stroking that thing in the first place it never would have fell apart

Dumb A$$ what did he expect would happen when he did a closed hammer fist with this picking hand on his pick guard ?
Kenny