Moshkito
sharke
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The price? SIX EFFING DOLLARS AND FIFTY EIGHT FRIGGIN CENTS.
$6.58
$2.99/lb
I'm pretty sure a bag of parsnips should cost about the same as a bag of carrots.
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I'm guessing that they went to China for a spray, then to Latin America for a pee, then to America for sale ... and you gotta pay for all that travelling?
You're definitely on to something Pedro.
I can see my runner beans growing in the farm one field over from me every year

Locally grown and fresh as feck can't be beat.
If I wasn't such a lazy sod, I'd turn over half my back garden to growing my own veg, herbs and salad items. I fondly recall my gran and granddads' large back garden was used to grow a lot of food, from my gran's herb garden (mainly mint) to the tomatoes in the greenhouse, to the spuds, cabbages, lettuce, shallots, onions, spring onions, runner beans, spinach, peas, broad beans, carrots and purple sprouting my granddad tended to at the top end.
I even remember my gran's brother, my 'Uncle' Ted, who lived a couple of doors away, still kept a pig each year which was killed shortly before Christmas.