Glyn Barnes
TheMaartian
Cardiff. Cripple Dick from St. Austell. Been there. Done that. Can't remember squat. 

St Austell is in Cornwall, other side of the Bristol Channel. One could be lynched in those parts for saying it was part of England, but its not Wales either.
Cornwall. OK, there, I said it. My point was where I drank it, not where it's from.
I was truly using parking meters for walking sticks, and felt fortunate to find my hotel at the end of the evening. At least I woke up in bed the next morning. After a very long night in Innsbruck once, I had no memory of returning to my hotel, but when I woke up, I was fully dressed, sleeping on the floor. Never made it to the bed.