bapu
Karyn
Bob, how do you know when your toast is ready if you don't allow your toaster to email you?
He sends an email to the coffee maker to confirm the toast is ready.
DUH!!
Every Juan knows coffee makers are the most secure device on the internetz.
Come on now, Bapu. I guess you missed the security bulletin on the Home Shopping Network, where they demonstrated that coffee makers are only secure IF you used the coupon code 'HotCoffee' when you purchased it, and further, Professor Juan Valdez from Columbian University (he is a DA - Doctor of Agriculture), has discovered that if either the coffee was secretly switched out to Taster's Choice OR he only drank half a cup on a regular basis, that indeed the coffee maker was then wide open to hacking.
Nope - I have switched over to storing all of my passwords in my brand new Ronco Popeil's Bass-O-Matic. It stores everything as puree, and because I use the WHOLE password, it retains all the essential vitamins and minerals. In fact, 5 out of 4 cooking show judges recommend it. AND, because when I bought it, it was before midnight that night, I was able to set it up as RAID, because they gave me a SECOND Bass-O-Matic for FREE - I just had to pay a separate $68.53 for processing and handling. (That was kind of weird, actually, since they both came in the same box).
I can even shoot cannon balls through my Bass-O-Matic, and it still floats! See, the product uses a revolutionary micro-fine polymer font, so nobody can read the fine print, and wait - there's MORE!
Bob Bone