Gee, Dear, I'd love to spend the day with your family, but you know there won't be a single thing on the table that I'd wish to eat. 

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Hi,
 
Kinda reminds me of a time when I ran "Heidi Pies" in Santa Barbara and I had two friends (brothers) that were hardcore diabetics and one day I decided to make a couple of pies without sugar for Ray and Ollie. Sour Cream Blueberry and Sour Cream Cherry ... and it turned out great. Ray looked at the Blueberry Pie and asked ... No sugar? ... and he blew his face into the pie!
 
The next day I made 6 sugarless Sour Cream Blueberry Pie, and my manager was not happy and said it would never sell ... and they were gone an hour later ... but the SOB wouldn't let me make any more, even for Ray and Ollie!
 
It can be done ... and the same thing for the turkey, dressing and all else ... you just have to be clever and know how to mix things up, and keeping a balance of some sort ... for example ... you have to counter the sourness sometime, or the sweetness ... but it can be done naturally without adding pounds of sugar or whatever ... heck, I make vegetarian omelettes, and some folks look at it, and won't even touch it ... it kinda puts the "vegan" BS in perspective sometimes ... it's not the food ... it's the person behind it that makes it all more stupid than it really is!
 
I would think that one can still eat the salad, peas and onions and the yams on a conventional Thanksgiving table ... even the Cranberry Sauce.

I'm an "egan," no meat fish or dairy but I eat eggs. Honestly I don't mind eating a salad if that's all there is. People act like its the end of the world if I have to have salad.

sharke
I'm an "egan," no meat fish or dairy but I eat eggs. Honestly I don't mind eating a salad if that's all there is. People act like its the end of the world if I have to have salad.

Same

Vegans are good.  Especially when cooked correctly.

dmbaer
Gee, Dear, I'd love to spend the day with your family, but you know there won't be a single thing on the table that I'd wish to eat. 

Hahaha! My version is slightly more honest and to the point there David.
 
"Gee Dear, you know that I wish to eat every single thing on the table, but I'd hate to spend the day with your family."

AKA - "I love to eat turkeys, not spend the day with them." 

craigb
AKA - "I love to eat turkeys, not spend the day with them." 

Hahaha!