Steven’s Famous Roasted Turkey Recipe:1. Get a whole Turkey
2. Wrap it entirely in thick cut, Hickory Smoked Bacon
3. Bake in oven at 375 Degrees Fahrenheit.
4. In 45 Minutes, Bacon should be cooked, so remove Turkey from Oven
5. Take Bacon off Turkey, then immediately discard the Turkey, which tastes gross.
6. Eat the Bacon.