Mike,
People have been shot over coffee down on this coast, lot'sa times.
I'm from extreme South Louisiana,*and since we rate coffee by viscosity index (i.e. 10-W-30, 20-W-40 etc), well yeah, we're serious about our coffee
Many of us can only drink it with chicory, which is a ground up and roasted weed, pretty much, and we literally have to ship French Market Yellow Stripe to those friends and family members who never made it back after Katrina.
However, I,at great cost and some peril,have found a coffee maker that's perfect here in Studio Bougalee.
It seems that old man Acme, (yep...THAT Acme), developed The Acme Coffee Making Lava Lamp just a few days before his tragic and violent death.
I was able to get one unit from Acme's grieving wife, which took a while,as she was wailing and crying and saying things about "...him and those fookin' springs...", I mean she just went on and on and on.
Bach home between high tides, I was soon able to see that while the unit made great molasses grade (weak) coffee, it could only make small batches of 55 gallons at a time. That's right, a mere drum full, which all of you can surely see is not nearly enough for me and my two studio cats Nervine and Scrotum, barely enough to bounce even a short audio track in S8.5.3.
AND even worse, it turned out to be monaural. Left channel only. Believe me, I know all about channels... at least I know all about navigation channels**
Obviously I hadda get another one fer stereo.
Fortunately,after much searching and a little light bribery, I have a second unit coming,
as well as great investment opportunity, from a really nice gentleman in Nigeria, so all is well.
Hope this helps,
Tony S
* My location varies with the tide tables. ** Which also vary with the tide tables.