We didn't have much in terms of history lessons in school - and, anyway, all I cared about was arts and music (and biology, for some odd reason).
But recently, as other interests called for it I started digging into history books and/or documentaries, and I watched and read a couple of things about Rome.
One character in a long line of odd balls that got my attention was an "eccentric" (a euphemism, even for a Roman empreror) young emperor by the name of Elagabalus (203-222 CE).
He was reputed for his limitless cruelty - but that's not uncommon among emperors and kings in those days. What's a bit more out of the ordinary, is that, allegedly, young Elagabalus:
Had the hairs plucked from his body in order to appear more female.
Showed up in public wearing make-up and women's clothing.
Is said to have offered half his empire to any physician who could equip him with female genitalia.
He is credited with saying: "I am delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the Queen of Hierocles".
He referred to his charriot driver as his "husband".
Though he did have wives and mistresses, too.
It is also said that he walked around backwards carrying a pet rock, praying to the sun.
Fortunately for him, FOX News and the rest of those guys weren't around in those days. Can you imagine what they would have had to invent to make him look worst? :P
I'm pretty sure nowadays he'd be one of the main guys on a certain reality TV show. (I refuse to even type the name, but it sounds strangely similar to everyone's favorite species on Star Trek.)
Anyway, I know that, like me, many of you guys feel depressed when you look at the world around us. So next time you worry about our youth's role models or our political leaders, remember Elagabalus.
We're getting closer to that level but not quite there just yet. :P