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Whopper / tall tales & lie alert , Yes folks you have been notified .
 
I had the opportunity to give Albert his first guitar lesson many years ago because my time machine had broken down in his time era and he helped me fix it .
 
Albert was like so many of the guitar players I have met over the great expanse of time because he was falsely operating under the misguided impression that E = E G # B  
 
Folks , when I was a little boy ,
My mamma told me not to tell fibs and lies ….but it was me ,
Forrest Telegump  that actually taught Albert how to play  E = mc. 2  on the Guitar 
 
I must say that I was very impressed with his fretboard agility because he was a very fast learner 
 
Kenny
 

E = mc.2? 
 
Actually,
 
B=Am
A=Am
P=Am
U=Am
 

EEK = MC Hammer?

Einstein liked to play violin did you know. From the Oscar Levant book "the Unimportance of being Oscar":
 
"which reminds me that Albert Einstein liked to play wth a string quartet when he was living in Priinceton, New Jersey. After a private performance, one of the violinists complained, "He can't count!""

outland144k

craigb

Does this formula work with virtual guitars as well?
 
outland

 
that works with keyboards, too!
 
and here's another true formula: 
 
f = optimal number of guitars/keyboards
x = the number of guitars/keyboards you have
w = number of guitars/keyboards your wife/girlfriend/significant other thinks you need
 
then w = 1
 
OR (for you more math inclined musicians...all 3 of you/us...)
 
lim f(w) = 1
x->∞

If I die before my wife, I hope she doesn't sell my guitars and other gear for the pittance I told her they cost  

To ∞ and beyond!!!

The thing about going beyond infinity is that even though none of the coffee shops are open, with a word you can still get what you came for. 

“The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word "Infinite".
Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.
Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a
totally stunning size, "wow, that's big", time. Infinity is just so
big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy.
Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly
huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe