Oops!  My bad.  I meant to say Jessica's sister, Ashlee.

craigb
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Oops!  My bad.  I meant to say Jessica's sister, Ashlee.

Gawd ... she's ugly!

Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Sharing one microphone. 

jamesg1213
The Singing, Ringing Tree - vocals & percussion
Sir Prancelot - lute
Les Dawson - keyboards
The Little Drummer Boy - bass
Professor Yaffle - mouse organ
Nogbad the Bad - rapping
 

 
Road crew: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
Drug supplier: Muffin The Mule
Alcohol requirements: Windy Miller
Security: The Soup Dragon, PC McGarry number 4. 5. 2.
Transport: Ivor the Engine
Groupies: Florence, Jemima, Mrs Honeyman, Andy Pandy
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213
The Singing, Ringing Tree - vocals & percussion
Sir Prancelot - lute
Les Dawson - keyboards
The Little Drummer Boy - bass
Professor Yaffle - mouse organ
Nogbad the Bad - rapping
 

 
Road crew: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
Drug supplier: Muffin The Mule
Alcohol requirements: Windy Miller
Security: The Soup Dragon, PC McGarry number 4. 5. 2.
Transport: Ivor the Engine
Groupies: Florence, Jemima, Mrs Honeyman, Andy Pandy

 
Extra "muscle:" The Hells Angels
 

craigb

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213
The Singing, Ringing Tree - vocals & percussion
Sir Prancelot - lute
Les Dawson - keyboards
The Little Drummer Boy - bass
Professor Yaffle - mouse organ
Nogbad the Bad - rapping
 

 
Road crew: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
Drug supplier: Muffin The Mule
Alcohol requirements: Windy Miller
Security: The Soup Dragon, PC McGarry number 4. 5. 2.
Transport: Ivor the Engine
Groupies: Florence, Jemima, Mrs Honeyman, Andy Pandy

 
Extra "muscle:" The Hells Angels
 

 Er....... yes.
 
That would actually be completely non-ironic.
 
The Rolling Stones and The Stranglers have both had uneasy collaborations when Angels have self-appointed themselves as gig security.

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213
The Singing, Ringing Tree - vocals & percussion
Sir Prancelot - lute
Les Dawson - keyboards
The Little Drummer Boy - bass
Professor Yaffle - mouse organ
Nogbad the Bad - rapping
 

 
Road crew: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
Drug supplier: Muffin The Mule
Alcohol requirements: Windy Miller
Security: The Soup Dragon, PC McGarry number 4. 5. 2.
Transport: Ivor the Engine
Groupies: Florence, Jemima, Mrs Honeyman, Andy Pandy
 
 
 

Excellent

Not sure about Muffin, suggest Great Uncle Bulgaria for that job.

Soup Dragon's a natural to put in charge of catering, add Tiny Clanger to the security team to fill the security vacancy.

Dougal for road/tour manager, I think. Orinoco to assist.

As for the band itself, doesn't much matter who's in it. It's a supergroup and therefore by definition doomed.

SteveStrummerUK

craigb

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213
The Singing, Ringing Tree - vocals & percussion
Sir Prancelot - lute
Les Dawson - keyboards
The Little Drummer Boy - bass
Professor Yaffle - mouse organ
Nogbad the Bad - rapping
 

 
Road crew: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
Drug supplier: Muffin The Mule
Alcohol requirements: Windy Miller
Security: The Soup Dragon, PC McGarry number 4. 5. 2.
Transport: Ivor the Engine
Groupies: Florence, Jemima, Mrs Honeyman, Andy Pandy

 
Extra "muscle:" The Hells Angels
 

 Er....... yes.
 
That would actually be completely non-ironic.
 
The Rolling Stones and The Stranglers have both had uneasy collaborations when Angels have self-appointed themselves as gig security.

'Zactly.

Hi,
 
Starting to get concerned here ... the worst group is showing more dis-eases, than it is showing musical talent! Now we should add Iggy Pop to the mix, and there you have it ... worst non-singer in a band ... but OK when he is with Riuychi Sakamoto!