The Band19
If I was in class, I'd do Van Halen's "I'm hot for teacher." But it would probably be a dude, and I'd probably get an F :-(
"I'VE GOT MY PENCIL!" Sir, SIR! Please sit down! Oh my God! Is he? Is he playing his guitar with it? SECURITY! SECURITY!! (the callouses... OH THE HUMANITY!) Do you have ANY idea how difficult it is to orbit like that?
It is beyond my ability to understand why you are in a music class of any kind. With that said? I enjoyed this.
Hi there Robbie
Yes , I think I know how difficult it is to orbit like that ...

the first 5 grades of my education were in a parochial school way back in the early 60's when they didn't spare the rod ..
I had already seen the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan , every so often I used to bop my head to an imaginary listening to the Stones tune Satisfaction when I used to day dream ...
one day a teacher w a "black costume " "w a hood " asked the whole class the question
" what do you want to be when you grow up ? "
one by one each student stood up in front of their desk and said various things like ,
I want to be president , I want to be a doctor , I want to be a fireman ...you get the drift ...
I stood up , started pretending I had an air guitar ( btw ....air guitars had just been invented right around that time ) and did a little happy dance while shaking my head like an imaginary Beatle and said something like
"when I grow up I want to Rock ..."
the errrmm teacher looked at me with a very pissed off look on her face and said in front of the whole class ..
"you want to what ?"
sheepishly ,
I did my little happy dance again w a very red blushed embarrassed face and said "when I grow up I want to Rock "
I'm not making this sh*t up , the next thing I can remember was that "teacher w the black costume " charged me like a raging bull in front of the whole class and handed me my first loss in a M M A style sport

....
Hot for teacher w your visual ..

is very funny stuff actually .....
having gotten that memory and story off my chest ....I 've got a long ways to go ...w music and learning
I've enjoyed studying music in this class ....
thank you very much Robbie my forum friend for having kind words to say about my playing
Kenny