Hi,
 
None.
 
Ready to go home!
 
This waiting in line for this and that ...is boring. I'm on my flip flops and had to put them on the scanner. Surprised they didn't ask for my cajones.

They already X rayed and measured your cajones while you were taking off your flip flops  
 
Kenny

They have an operation to remove all deadly weapons from your cajones. 

I prefer my djembe over my cajones.

bapu
I prefer my djembe over my cajones.

Who's DJ Embe? 

craigb

bapu
I prefer my djembe over my cajones.

Who's DJ Embe? 

He's Hugh Jarce's uncle on his cousin's sister in law's half twin brother's niece twice removed.

craigb
They have an operation to remove all deadly weapons from your cajones. 

oh wow ... no more children ... 54 is not enough! (Blame Neddie Seagoon!)

Been there twice.  Stayed for a month (work). Being English got pulled over for driving the wrong way round the car park once. Ventura is my town though (done half a year there).

Doktor Avalanche
Been there twice.  Stayed for a month (work). Being English got pulled over for driving the wrong way round the car park once. Ventura is my town though (done half a year there).

Let's see ... my memory of Ventura in the old days ... Pussycat Theater, Carrows, a college, and a great song that was our theme song for a long time, when we drove down to Moby Disk (Van Nuys) to get the imports we needed, like new TD, or Klaus, or Amon Duul 2, or Ange, or Banco, or PFM ... you know ... the import top ten that no one ever heard ... but KTYD played in those days thanks to my roomie and our insane collection.

I think the Santa Barbara airport is over rated.