Demand a neck massage for hitting your car! Tell her it doesn't hurt now but the thought of her ramming you gives you an intense desire for finger relief! You supply the wine and when you let her take a break play your guitar. Then ask what else she is willing to message.

Ask her she wants to get a pizza and screw.  If she says no, tell her that it's OK if she wants to skip the pizza

(....takes notes while bookmarks page as "Best Pick up Lines Evah!!") 

So..  her boyfriend bumps your car, leaves a note, and she gets the blame?  because it was obviously the dumb blonde that can't drive.. 

Mesh
Once she hear you play you guitar, she'll put on her Daisy dukes.

Sure wish that would happen  
 

Moshkito
Hi,
 
When she comes over, make sure you are playing loud, or rehearsing loud ... so she will go ... wow ... look at all those gueetars ... !!!

 
Yeah , then she can lick her chops and say to herself " Half of these gueetars are gonna be mine someday " 
 

jamesg1213
Good story Kenny Robbie Blunt - there's a really under-rated player, loved his work with Plant.

+ 1 James  . Robbie Blunt is very underrated as a player . His playing with Plant is simply fantastic .
I feel lucky that I had heard some of his playing before my path intersected with his for that brief moment in time .
 
Hey James , you always seem to get me to spill the beans online 
 
The day Robbie came in to check out the guitar in the store he brought Brian Setzer with him …
Robbie was being super friendly to me and Brian was being very standoffish towards me …
he may of thought I was only interested in making a sale , and tried to make me feel as if I was used car salesman 
 
Since I'm the guy with the keys to a guitar that was locked up , I liberated that guitar handed it to Robbie , he played it for a bit then he handed it to Brian who gave it the once over and played it .Then I took the guitar and took both of those cats to school by playing everything they had just both played , and then i hit them which some of my stuff that I had been working on .
The mood changed fast and all of a sudden I wasn't just a used car salesman who was working in a Music store selling guitars  
Then I told them both , If you are not sure , go out and get some fresh air and think about it …
I needed to fight to get you a better price  and I will see what I can do .
 
Sure enough they walk out the store and Henry ( the stores owner ) comes at me full charge yelling at me what the hell are you doing Kenny  ? Plus a whole bunch of other NSFW verbal tirades ….
I used to butt heads w Henry all the time and I think that was his way of showing me LOVE….
Held my ground and told him they want to buy it but the guitars neck binding is all jacked up and needs to be fixed ….
Also , WTH Henry , every morning for the past 2 weeks you have fired my A$$ and then a half an hour later I end up making a large sale while the guys are out there eating their morning breakfast and then all of a sudden were all cool You and Me ….
A half an hour goes by , they both come back and I give them a better deal …..and I get to keep my job for another day  
 
Anyway sorry to ramble ,
That night at the show Robbie sounded great …
The other 2 guitar players , Jimmy Page and Brian Setzer sounded great also ….lot of energy in the house 
FWIW, Robbie held his own and I dug his playing and guitar tone the most that night 
 
 
Kenny
 
 

bayoubill
Demand a neck massage for hitting your car! Tell her it doesn't hurt now but the thought of her ramming you gives you an intense desire for finger relief! You supply the wine and when you let her take a break play your guitar. Then ask what else she is willing to message.

Ouch ….Whiplash …..Whiplash …, Wow Bill , you certainly do play hardball when you go for a Gal 
 

BobF
Ask her she wants to get a pizza and screw.  If she says no, tell her that it's OK if she wants to skip the pizza

That's it  , You and Bill are not allowed anywhere's near any woman I'm dating  
If I ever get to play either of your towns ,  My Lady is gonna have to sit there on stage with me and hide behind my guitar amplifier from you Hard Talking Guitar Playing Romeo's 
 

Mesh
(....takes notes while bookmarks page as "Best Pick up Lines Evah!!") 

They are actually pretty good lines if you are looking to have a little fun and the lady happens to be down for that type of role-play and action  
Most of the gals I'm attracted to would never want to hear something like that come out of my mouth ….
They only want to hear me say "Yes Dear " and nothing else 
I'm not all that good at saying  "Yes Dear " those words seem to get caught in my throat and cause me to loose my ability to communicate effectively  . This may be a contributing factor as to why I am still alone & single 
 

Karyn
So..  her boyfriend bumps your car, leaves a note, and she gets the blame?  because it was obviously the dumb blonde that can't drive.. 

 
Hello Karyn,
You know what ? Here's what I honestly think along those lines you have mentioned ….
There could be an ex , but I haven't seen her w one or hiding from one yet …
 
There happens to be a nice looking fella living across the street that is her age ….
He has the same exact year car and model as my car , it is also the same color ….his car has hub caps , mine don't …
He also parks on the street where I parked my car that eventful morning ….
It is very possible that she may have thought that she was slamming into his car and hit mine by accidentI kid you not.
Maybe the wrong guy indeed ended up with her phone number 
 
OK folks , it looks like Ole Telejazz over here is not gonna make this love connection.
It has been fun thinking about all the possibilities and fantasies this situation has brought up …
Yeah OK I admit it , I am a dude and a dudes mind is wired to created great romances out of seemingly innocent things that happen in life ……
 
OH well , I guess it's time for me to go back to The Monastery ……
 
waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh sniff sniff ….nobody Wubs me 
 
Kenny

kennywtelejazz
….his car has hub caps , mine don't …

 
Sounds like an easy fix for you then. 
 

 

craigb

kennywtelejazz
….his car has hub caps , mine don't …

 
Sounds like an easy fix for you then. 
 

 

 
Craig , even if I tried what you are suggesting  , the plan could back fire …
Once I put that guys shiny hub caps on my car , she might have another go at smashing into my car thinking it's his car 
 
Kenny

Good point!

kennywtelejazz
The note said , I'm sorry I backed into the front of your bumper please call me if you need to…503-xxx- 1xx9 

Don't give up yet Kenny,  she clearly wubs you judging by all the kisses she put in her phone number...