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2015/10/02 08:49:59
jbow
jamesg1213
kennywtelejazz
 then I'm left asking myself , what's a girl half my age gonna see in me ?  
 
 



Maybe take heart from the 71 yr old Jimmy Page..his current girlfriend is 25...


That sound's like a nightmare... what could they possibly talk about?
Her: what do you think about (insert word)?
Him: What do I think about what?
Her: Do you like the new song by (insert name)?
Him: Who?
 
Hey Nineteen in real time. I mean I understand and all but could it possibly be worth all the trouble? Then again, we all will need someone to change our Depends and massage our feet sooner or later. I hope the Viagra doesn't kill him.
 
I guess it must surely be "true love" for a 25 year old to be with a 71 year old, huh?... and what's up with a 25 year old? All the 18 year olds are taken? C'mon.... you can do better Pagey. I guess he's concerned people will talk, you know how we are...
 
J
 
 
2015/10/02 09:00:36
jbow
So do you have a date to discuss it over dinner yet?
Maybe she was thinking, "there has to be an easier way to get to talk to a nice guy".
 
If this doesn't work out, more to Craig's neighborhood!!
 
J
 
 
2015/10/02 09:03:36
Moshkito
jbow
So do you have a date to discuss it over dinner yet?
Maybe she was thinking, "there has to be an easier way to get to talk to a nice guy".
 
If this doesn't work out, more to Craig's neighborhood!!
 
J
 
 



Or the old California line ... If I don't do it, somebody else will!
2015/10/02 15:53:57
kennywtelejazz
Karyn
kennywtelejazz
The note said , I'm sorry I backed into the front of your bumper please call me if you need to…503-xxx- 1xx9 

Don't give up yet Kenny,  she clearly wubs you judging by all the kisses she put in her phone number...



 
@Karyn 
 
Yes , I sort of wish that one was true  … 
It is nice talking with you , also it is nice to hear a woman's point of view on this .
this ones for you  
3xx -8xx -xxx3 
 
Kenny 
2015/10/02 17:58:59
BobF
Why a "Cute" girl?  They all look the same when ... whoah!  I can't believe I almost typed THAT!  What ABV is this stuff?  Oh ...
 
 
2015/10/03 11:45:05
Moshkito
Hi,
 
I'm starting to think that the "cute" thing is fake and not that nice or worth it behind it!
 
Not sure I ever met a "cute" thing that had a bit more than just ... "cute" all over them, although the smartest woman I have ever met, is a lawyer today (graduated from Stanford, too!), and she used to say that blonde dumb jokes were perfect for her ... she knew right away which guys not to bother with! And it was like 2/3's of them!
2015/10/03 15:47:21
kennywtelejazz
jbow
jamesg1213
kennywtelejazz
 then I'm left asking myself , what's a girl half my age gonna see in me ?  
 
 



Maybe take heart from the 71 yr old Jimmy Page..his current girlfriend is 25...


That sound's like a nightmare... what could they possibly talk about?
Her: what do you think about (insert word)?
Him: What do I think about what?
Her: Do you like the new song by (insert name)?
Him: Who?
 
J
 
 




J that is a funny way of looking at it 
 
Lets just suppose for a moment that she is really smart and she's into music production 
 
 
Her : Jimmy darling ,  what does this mean? it's in bitflippers  signature 
 
Him : What do I think about what? 
 
Her : Oh never mind Dear , can I borrow your Les tonight ? Me and the girls are getting together for a band practice ..
 
Him : Yes Dear ,  you can take my Les  to band practice with the girls , Darling ,  What's a bitflipper ? 
 
Her : He is a really smart guy over at The SONAR forum , he loves to talk about Melda plugins a lot , he even like's them much better than the Waves plugins …
 
Him :  What's a Melda Plugin ? does it plug into the guitar ? or the amp ? 
 
anyway , she sounds like my kinda girl  
 
Kenny
2015/10/03 18:06:48
jbow
kennywtelejazz
jbow
jamesg1213
kennywtelejazz
 then I'm left asking myself , what's a girl half my age gonna see in me ?  
 
 



Maybe take heart from the 71 yr old Jimmy Page..his current girlfriend is 25...


That sound's like a nightmare... what could they possibly talk about?
Her: what do you think about (insert word)?
Him: What do I think about what?
Her: Do you like the new song by (insert name)?
Him: Who?
 
J
 
 




J that is a funny way of looking at it 
 
Lets just suppose for a moment that she is really smart and she's into music production 
 
 
Her : Jimmy darling ,  what does this mean? it's in bitflippers  signature 
 
Him : What do I think about what? 
 
Her : Oh never mind Dear , can I borrow your Les tonight ? Me and the girls are getting together for a band practice ..
 
Him : Yes Dear ,  you can take my Les  to band practice with the girls , Darling ,  What's a bitflipper ? 
 
Her : He is a really smart guy over at The SONAR forum , he loves to talk about Melda plugins a lot , he even like's them much better than the Waves plugins …
 
Him :  What's a Melda Plugin ? does it plug into the guitar ? or the amp ? 
 
anyway , she sounds like my kinda girl  
 
Kenny




True... good points. I, of course, was looking at it through my narrow experience of being married to the same woman (my best friend) for nearly 40 years... and I just cannot imagine what it would be like to be with someone else, much less someone with likely 5x my energy and stamina.
I have no frame of reference for even imagining what life must be like for someone rich and famous.
 
I wasn't trying to judge him personally just the situation as I imagine it would be for me.
 
It is easy for me to talk here among "friends" (I hope), but if I were in his position, and I could, I probably would do the same. Still, I cannot imagine what sort of relationship I could have with a girlfriend the age of my grand daughter. It would certainly have it's high points! I don't see anything wrong with it, not at all... I just think, for me, it would be hard to find common ground...
 
Thanks for the thoughts. I will think them.
 
My poor attempts at humor don't always represent my beliefs. Like I said, if I were an elderly, rich, famous gentleman... I think I'd be more than willing to try to find something to talk about with a beautiful young woman. Just because I'm ignorant doesn't mean I'm stupid!
Gaaaa why do I feel like I have to explain myself all of a sudden now... is my mom here?
 
For the record.. I didn't mean any harm by the "blondes comment" in another thread, I didn't mean anything by this comment, just making a comment because it made me think of Hey Nineteen by Steely Dan. I think my insecurities are showing.
I think I need to take over on the weakly apologies... LOL.
 
J
 
 
2015/10/03 18:11:16
kennywtelejazz
jbow
So do you have a date to discuss it over dinner yet?
Maybe she was thinking, "there has to be an easier way to get to talk to a nice guy".
 
If this doesn't work out, more to Craig's neighborhood!!
 
J
 
 


 

 
You want to hear something funny J ? 
 
I actually do live very close to Craig's neighborhood . Only a few miles away in the same town …Pablo lives here too 
hhhmmm just think of the possibilities 
 
Kenny
2015/10/03 18:23:54
jbow
You should stay away from Craig... he may get you in trouble!  (Actually Craig would be one of the first people I'd meet for a beer or burger if I could). With You and Pablo... we could close some joint down for sure!
 
BTW, I always wonder. You have tele in your name but are playing a LP. Do you have a tele too? Do you play jazz through a full stack? Make that a double stack! My first "real" guitar was a '67 tele. I wanted to be John Rainey Adkins... I sure wish I still had it. I'll get another tele one day. My Suhr has a tele shape but is all mahogany with P-90s.
 
>edit... I just checked the YT and SC links and found August Tele Heat Wave, Late Night Tele, and I liked the GC blues tune and Diving Duck! Nice, thanks for sharing. Listening the Heat while typing...
 
J
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