I'm a quiet guy , you would never know I was a musician if you lived near me ..i like to practice w cans on and play my music softly ..also I trained my dog to never bark when someone knocks on my door ….
A few years back , I had an upstairs neighbor who did everything he could possibly do to create noises to annoy me on purpose …..2 am dropping tool boxes and furniture above my head all the time , going to get his mail 4 am in the morning right outside my living room window and slamming the mail box a few times for dramatic effect
Slamming the garage door that would shake my whole apt all hours of the day and night ….
I got real tired of his $hit fast …this dude suffered with major anger issues and he liked to stomp around like he was gonna kick some A$$ ….to compound the issue even more he was a classic case of a guy that suffered from little man syndrome ….lol
The day I had enough of this A$$hole was the day he got his wings and he leaned how to fly …
He was upstairs doing his little war dance so I took my lavaliere mic attached to my vacuum cleaner plugged that into my 50 watt Marshall , pegged the amp and started my vacuum cleaner ….
He actually jumped out his second story window thinking a jet was gonna crash into the building and he landed on his A$$ right outside my apt on the grass right near my walkway
The guy freaked out when he found out it was me ….He started asking me if I had a rocket motor in my apt ..
I said Yeah I got a jet motor in my apt ,he knew I had 2 motorcycles at the time so I told him I was building a rocket bike in my apt just like the one Jay Lenno has ….that shut him up for a while …
every so often when he would start acting up , I would plug in my mic into my Marshall , peg it and then flush my toilet ..dude din't like that one either …
He moved ,
Kenny