Yeah , I know I'm probably on a few folks hit lists around here , but hey this could be a fun topic 
 
 
Kenny

I give up......does this involve watermelon?

Did Donald Trump send you a PM?

It takes two to tango.
 
They told me there'd be no dancing, so I don't dance.

I block myself.

You go to forums that have highly dysfunctional forum interactions?  Gosh, I never would! 

michaelhanson
I give up......does this involve watermelon?

Nope Mike ,  the closest I've ever come to a watermelon in 35 years is a Jolly Rancher 
 

yorolpal
Did Donald Trump send you a PM?

Which Donald Trump ? the real one ?
Nah he fired my A$$ a long time ago after he built a wall around his Watermelon Garden 
 

drewfx1
It takes two to tango.
 
They told me there'd be no dancing, so I don't dance.

good answer I like that 
 

bapu
I block myself.

 
you are one of a kind Sir …don't change 
 

craigb
You go to forums that have highly dysfunctional forum interactions?  Gosh, I never would! 

What no pictures ? I thought I meant more to you …
 
Kenny
 

I usually just mention John Glascock (AKA Jack Brittledick) and it all kicks off....

Does it relate to wisdom I heard years ago? "Always keep your dysfunctional friends, then you can feel better about yourself."