Don't have sex with robots

2015/09/16 20:05:17

craigb

I just want my robots to clean and cook for me.

2015/09/16 21:07:29

Bert Guy

I guess one advantage is that you don't have to drive home when you're through. You just put the thing back in the closet.

2015/09/16 21:48:01

sharke

Sy Borg....
Gimmie dat gimmie dat
Sy-ey-Borg
Gimmie dat...
Give me de chromium leg.....

2015/09/16 21:57:59

yorolpal

Heck...you guys don't know what you'll be missing in the future. But then, neither do I.

2015/09/16 23:00:41

kennywtelejazz

Sex Robots ? ,

Well , it sure sounds a lot better than getting really drunk and boinking a watermelon

How do I Know ? Don't ask ….I was young and stupid once and no I never get invited to the barbacue

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If I wanted a Sex Robot , both of these would probably be about all I could afford to buy on my current income .

It sure don't look like much of an upgrade from what I'm using now …

Kenny

2015/09/16 23:25:01

sharke

kennywtelejazz
it sure sounds a lot better than getting really drunk and boinking a watermelon
How do I Know ? Don't ask ….I was young and stupid once and no I never get invited to the barbacue …

When I was about 14 I read that boinking watermelons was all the rage among Turkish men, who considered it better than having sex with a woman. Probably BS of course, but at the time I was convinced. So off I went to the local fruit store to buy a watermelon. The lady who ran the place was a very attractive busty woman so as you can imagine I immediately convinced myself that she knew what I was up to. I took a watermelon to the counter and to my horror she asked me if I wanted her to cut it in half for me to check that it was ripe. In my paranoid state I took this as a sign that she knew about my boinking intentions and said "yes please that would be great" in order to convince her that my intentions were pure. So she did, and yes it was ripe.

So off I went with a very ripe, unboinkable watermelon in two pieces. I was so disappointed.

2015/09/16 23:37:32

craigb

This explains soooo much...

2015/09/16 23:41:12

kennywtelejazz

sharke
kennywtelejazz
it sure sounds a lot better than getting really drunk and boinking a watermelon
How do I Know ? Don't ask ….I was young and stupid once and no I never get invited to the barbacue …

When I was about 14 I read that boinking watermelons was all the rage among Turkish men, who considered it better than having sex with a woman. Probably BS of course, but at the time I was convinced. So off I went to the local fruit store to buy a watermelon. The lady who ran the place was a very attractive busty woman so as you can imagine I immediately convinced myself that she knew what I was up to. I took a watermelon to the counter and to my horror she asked me if I wanted her to cut it in half for me to check that it was ripe. In my paranoid state I took this as a sign that she knew about my boinking intentions and said "yes please that would be great" in order to convince her that my intentions were pure. So she did, and yes it was ripe.

So off I went with a very ripe, unboinkable watermelon in two pieces. I was so disappointed.

Good Story sharke

I may get back to you on this topic ..I have a few juicy watermelon stories of my own …

You are so lucky you didn't go there and that lady cut your watermelon in two ..

I should have been so lucky because now I got to pay the price for a few of my poor judgments ….

It is currently that time in the day for me to take care of a few of my newfound responsibilities ,
Junior's Mama grants me only 2 visits a month and it is getting to be right about Junior's feeding time