Of course it's long been established that the only robot you'll ever need is one that beats you at rock, paper, scissors with a 100% success rate. All other robots are pointless. 
 

 

sharke

kennywtelejazz
I may get back to you on this topic ..I have a few juicy watermelon stories of my own …
 

LOL I can quickly see this thread getting out of hand as everyone chimes in with their fruit-plooking stories....
 
...or not 

@sharke ,
 
What the heck are you worried about at this point ? You didn't do it ….I did ….
 
Kenny
 

slartabartfast
I am pretty sure that if a sex doll had true artificial intelligence it would reject me. 

A new Randy Racquel?
 
I'll have to send this article to Neil Innes, now!

kennywtelejazz
 
@sharke ,
 
What the heck are you worried about at this point ? You didn't do it ….I did ….
 
Kenny

And I regret it! That melon-boinking window only stays open for so long. 
 
Er...perhaps that was an unfortunate choice of words. 

I don't know , it just might take a lot of pumping and wild gymnastics to keep a robot happy and satisfied ..
A person might have to be able to out Gyrate Elvis to even register on the robots circuits and make a dent …
Just take a look at that robot that's doing rock paper scissors in sharke's video …
that thing can probably go 24 7 until it runs out of oil…
I suspect that human kind may be in for a rude awakening when the robot starts feeling shortchanged because all it may be getting for nookie is a slew of 5 minute quikies ……
Who knows, maybe The Robots may decide to revolt and turn humans into their little slave
 
Kenny
 

Just think of the rejection issue, if 2 robots decided that they would prefer to be together, instead.