Did you hear about the bass player...

2015/09/17 16:13:20

sharke

...who was upset about his bad timing?

Threw himself behind a train.

2015/09/17 16:45:55

TheStringMaster

Maybe he was just playing behind the beat.

2015/09/17 16:54:29

Beepster

We of course all know what the... erm... exotic dancer does with her... uhm... doody area before going to work...

2015/09/18 10:00:12

Moshkito

Hi,

And the train kept on rolling all night long?

2015/09/18 10:26:45

Mesh

Yeah....
It's all about that BASS

2015/09/18 12:10:30

sharke

What do you throw a drowning bass player?

His amp.

2015/09/18 12:12:07

sharke

Let's face it, bass guitars are the equivalent of large print books.

I'm joking of course. I love bass guitarists!

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

2015/09/18 12:16:19

Beagle

Mesh
Yeah....
It's all about that BASS

that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?

2015/09/18 12:24:44

Mesh

Beagle
Mesh
Yeah....
It's all about that BASS

that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?

Oh oh........you just took this bass thing to a lower level.

2015/09/18 15:42:08

bapu

Beagle
Mesh
Yeah....
It's all about that BASS

that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?

No, he was her uncledad.