Guys,
Don't want to derail my thread, and had thought that no one would reply. So much wisdom however shared. Perspectives that tell me I'm no too far off the wall and others trending in the same direction.
About the pen collection...
I got too many pens, and have no idea how they got here. Don't have a clue as how or when they slipped into my pocket. Inspired me to however locate my two favorite pens. One is disturbingly missing in action. Initiated a holy Jihad to find where it is.
Found the "Affordable Burial and Cremation " pen.
What is missing is my favorite, "Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome Association" pen. Based somewhere in Wisconsin. If I can't find it, will ask them for a replacement.
Not an evil person, but just end up with every pen in my pocket going home from work. Some inspiring artifacts from banks and drug reps.
Years ago, hired on with Rite Aid Pharmacy and was given the pre hire questionnaire to see if I was of the moral calibre to work at a Rite Aid.
Was warned ahead about the company pen question. Answer it wrong and you are terminated before you start.
Question had 3 choices...
You have slammed down a 12 hour shift. You are sick and have just fought against one and a half hour rush hour nightmare getting home. You have to show up at 7 the next morning.
Pulling into your driveway and about to collapse, you look down and see that a Rite Aid company pen is in your pocket. What do you do?
One choce is that the company will never miss it and it is yours. Don't want to fill in that dot.
Second choice is to show up the next morning and return the pen on your shift.
Third choice is to go back, battle the rush hour traffic and return the pen. Go back home at some insane hour and show up for your 7 am shift.
If you answered anything but the third option, you were ineligible for hire. Got through the morality test and lasted there for a couple wretched years before quitting.
John