I woke up this morning. That's a good thing. My sister help me into the bath room where, after looking in the mirror, I noticed someone tried to cut my head off. Apparently they were unsuccessful. That's a good thing. She took me to my recliner where I discovered I couldn't feel my face and due to someone trying to cut my head off my tongue doesn't work either. Or is that neither. I Am on too may drugs to care. I went to my favorite Youtube subscription. It's Sonar. There I saw the new startup screen. Marvelous I say! Marvelous!
I look like a bad rendition of a Frankenstein actor. Scars every where. Bolts on the side of my neck. Someone tried to cut my head off! Speaking of I have a vaque reculection of the Doc licking the knife during the surgery. I Am not Shure about that but I do recall him saying that the chances of anything going wrong was 1 in 100. He said he's done 99 of this type of thing and doesn't anticipate any problems
 
P.S. I want to thank my sister from taking this dictation. 

 Why would anyone do that?!?!?!?!?
 
Take care of yourself....

Do NOT run around the yard off leash!! Do not chase ANY rats or squirrels!! Do NOT incessantly scratch at your staples!! There's a good boy.

I think you need to get that tatoo'ed as a zipper.
(Until then, stay away from industrial strength magnets!)

Looks like my mom when she had the arteries in her neck cleaned out. Hang in Bill. If the itching gets too bad we can chip in and buy you one of those cones.
 
Get well soon.

What a pain in the neck.
 
Get well soon Bill. We miss you down by the river.

Hey Bill, were you and bitflipper at the same concert with the knife salesman?

Ouch! Is the guitar okay?

57Gregy
Ouch! Is the guitar okay?

Yes but this is proof I Am incapable of playing by ear!
 
 
P.S. I Am heavily medicated thus able to respond to this Fred