Captain Hammer: "It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
     -Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
 
Lord John Whorfin: "Where are we going?"
The Red Lectroids: "Planet Ten!"
Lord John Whorfin: "When?"
The Red Lectroids: "Real soon!"
 
(and...)
Buckaroo Banzai: "Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
     -The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
 
King Raff: [Voiceover] "At the very edge of the galaxy is our world. The tiny planet known, as Spengo. For many decades, I was the king of this planet. The people were happy and their lives were good... But also, alas, we were a planet of idiots. Then, one day, the most bloodthirsty, fearsome villain had ever seen seized power, imprisoned me, and renamed the planet after himself. His name - Todd Spengo."
[Todd Spengo is walking and runs into a low pipe]
King Raff: "Well alright, so he's not exactly fearsome - but he certainly caught us by surprise."
Emperor Todd Spengo: "General Afir, how much longer?"
General Afir: "The death ray is ready great one!"
Emperor Todd Spengo: [Excited noises]
[Walks forward, his guards follow]
King Raff: [Voiceover] "Did I mention we were a planet of idiots?"
[the guards run into the same pipe]
     -Mom and Dad Save the World
 
Dan: "You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!"
(and also...)
Kitty Baxter: "Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life."
(and finally...)
Voice in barfight: "Look out! He's got a broken milk carton!"
     -The Big Bus
 
 

"Nothing goes over my head; my reflexes are too fast".
From Guardians of the Galaxy, my latest favorite flick.

Naked Gun:
 
FRANK:  Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.
 
JANE:   Would you like a nightcap?
FRANK:  No, thank you, I don't wear them.
 
JANE:  How could you do something so vicious?
VINCENT LUDWIG:  It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor.
 

                         Good morning, Dave.

 
 

This next one is also from 2001: A Space Odyssey:
 
(Dave Bowman is shutting HAL down.)
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
(Dave finishes shutting HAL down).
 

 
I like this because Arthur C. Clarke (and Kubrick after him) was referencing the very first time a computer  was made to speak in 1962 (an IBM 701; Clarke was actually present at the demonstration).  It was brilliant the way Clarke uses the song both as historical citation and emblematic of a computer "losing (its) mind" in order to emphasize sentience in the character development of the HAL 9000.
 

outland144k
[font="'book antiqua', palatino; color: #003366; line-height: 1.8"]I like this because Arthur C. Clarke (and Kubrick after him) were referencing the very first time a computer (an IBM 701; Clarke was actually present at the demonstration) was made to speak in 1962.  It was brilliant the way Clarke uses the song both as historical citation and emblematic of a computer "losing (its) mind" in order to emphasize sentience in the character development of the HAL 9000.

 
And, of course, the fact that "HAL" is actually just IBM with each letter one letter back.

Hi,
 
"... listen to them ... children of the night ... what music they make!"

craigb

outland144k
[font="'book antiqua', palatino; color: #003366; line-height: 1.8"]I like this because Arthur C. Clarke (and Kubrick after him) were referencing the very first time a computer (an IBM 701; Clarke was actually present at the demonstration) was made to speak in 1962.  It was brilliant the way Clarke uses the song both as historical citation and emblematic of a computer "losing (its) mind" in order to emphasize sentience in the character development of the HAL 9000.

 
And, of course, the fact that "HAL" is actually just IBM with each letter one letter back.

 
You know, I never noticed that. That's cool. Thanks!

@ Drew... yes! Napalm in the morning.
 
Me Tarzan, you Jane.
 
You talkin' to ME?
 
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
 
BOY....!!!! (from Phantasm)
 
Jack Crabb: General, you go down there.
 
I'll be back...
 
Ehh (Gru's mom)
 
Ehh... "Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You
know, holey". - Robin
 
J

Ernest T. Bass:
She called me a creechter, I ain't no creechter!"
"I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy."
 
James Bond: "Shocking!"; "Bond, James Bond."
 
Rhett Butler: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
 
"I am Groot".
 
Agnes: "It's so fluffy i'm gonna die."
 
Steve Martin (The Jerk): "Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child."
 
Airplane. "Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Picture with the "autopilot"