Some folks are threatened by intelligent questions. I wouldn't know, of course. I'm no threat to anyone.
I'm guessing that somebody confused you with someone else and went on a bombing mission. Whoever that other unfortunate soul might be, he'd better put some pavement between himself and the Harmony Central Department of Defense. (I said, "he", Karyn, because, you know...We have it coming.) Hyur8, hopefully, you'll be able to clear your name at some point.
If not, I suggest embracing the art of spycraft. Sure, there's the constant threat of discovery and a firing squad, but the toys are fantastic.