EDIT:  This Zelda song I've made is so catchy and powerful and fits Zelda perfectly that I feel it's literally "up for grabs" (something that seems it would be so obviously used in a future Zelda game).  I feel that Koji Kondo (the maker of the Zelda music) has this same exact Zelda song created in his head or that he will create it in his head and use it for a future Zelda game.  In the unlikely event that my song gets "stolen" by Koji Kondo, this post here and this edit notice will be proof that this Zelda song was mine to begin with.  The edit notice below this post only shows when this post was last edited, so if my song were to be made by him, there would be no way I could recently edit this post with this information I am posting now into tricking you that I was the one who made it, without that edit notice below being updated to the recent date. 

Now I will also have to post a worded version of my song (in case for some unknown reason, the audio version of it doesn't get through and sounds nothing like it to you).  The song starts with a calm epic action women choir singing "acolly mustaveel colly jolly jolly ener..."  After which, the uplifting calm happy heroic tune plays which goes "do do-do-do do-do doooooooooooo      do do-do-do do-do dooooooooooooooo," the 1st half of the tune ascends and the 2nd half descends.  Then the action starts with the women choir singing intense "ACOLLY JOLLY MUSTAVEEL COLLY JOLLY JOLLY ENERGY FININ' ANUDDER PWACE IWOOOOOOOOD COLLY JOLLY JOLLY ENERGY."  Then the next part of the intense action sings "ACOLLY MUST ACOLLY JUST ACOLLY JOLLY JOLLY ENERGY," and so on from there.  Again, these are words in another language and only sound like the words I am describing (those are not the actual words).  The instrumental of the 1st part of the action would go "duh DO DO DO-DO-DO DO DO DO DO-DO-DO DODODODODOOODOOODOOOOOOOOOO DO DO DO DO-DO-DOO," the other action part would go "do-do DOO do-do DOO DO DO DO DO-DO-DOO."

If somehow Koji Kondo has this same exact song that I have in my head and creates it for a new Zelda game, I will have proof that I have made it.  I will then show this proof to many Zelda fans and be known as a Zelda prophet and having practically the same mind as Koji Kondo when creating Zelda music.



If, for some reason, Youtube gets taken down, I will have Soundcloud, Dailymotion, and Metacafe as backup proof below.
 
A New Zelda Twilight Princess Main Theme I made:
 

 
 

I think your request is above my paygrade.  Sorry.  Good luck!

Man.... how do you translate that into a song?   I have no idea. It sounds to me like an exercise in total frustration for someone other than you to try to produce that song that you hear in your head. 

Matt..... do you have any of the Cakewalk software products? 

If not.... I would suggest buying one of them and set up a small studio if you really want to compose music. 

Just about any of the Cake DAW's give you ALL the tools, loops and samples that you would need to create that for yourself. 

We are here to help you understand the tools but I don't think you will get any takers on this project since it is simply not very well defined.  When you can not even tell us that you want a flute or a trombone or a penny whistle in it.... how are we to guess correctly what you want?

A New Zelda Twilight Princess Main Theme I made:
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
The New Zelda Enemy Battle Song I made:
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's perfect as it is.

It's cool that you have things going on in your head that you want to get out. just keep on going forward with it, and learn something new every day.
 
Cheers

LOL - I am sorry, but all I could see in my head when I heard this was Homer Simpson. That being said, I think I know where you want to go, and have an idea of what you are thinking musically. I actually think it would be a kick to see what could be come up with. Its certainly a new way to tackle a project. What did you have in mind instrumentally? I am a keyboardist first, so I would use piano or synths.

I think this guy is having a lend of us!!! I hope he isn't but I really think he is.  I don't even think the melodies are in the same key, also it seems there are rhythm sections mixed in with the melodies.  Look sorry to be harsh but some of us have been doing this for a very long time and even the ones who haven't have put the effort in to learning their craft, so sorry matt you will have to do the same.

Ben

if you are totaly serious about this and not just pulling our leg.
then there are alot of people that will take this job on.
but be ready to pay for it.

i listened to to both tracks.
its disgusting.
if you cant play this on some type of instrument then you have no buisiness asking anyone to build you a " song "
UNLESS...your willing to fork over some cash and have a good producer create this song.

noone is going to take mouth noises and make them into a song for you for free.
unless they have some type of humming fetish.

dont insult serious musicians with such bizzare requests man.
offer up some money to a good producer to complete your project.

but for god sake dont ask for charity in the form of musical production.

if you are serious about this,do the right thing and find a producer.

Noone? Is that a word? (It is "no one", by the way, two words). As it stands I had already offered to take a bite out of it.. soooo (edited to remove angry response).