It's pretty funny to read this from the beginning :-) The funniest thing is the OP and how it goes on and on, and how bizarre it is. And then how it evokes such passionate responses. It was a laugh to go back through it all.

I am no where near the level of the majority of the musicians on this site so I tend to only listen and not submit any thoughts. I started your sound to listen and my dog immediately jumped up and ran out of the room. Now he has evacuated often on my stuff so I don't know how to interpret his action, but I was left puzzled. So I will leave it at that, but thanks for posting, everything should be out there, right? captg