You people eat far to much red meat . . .  and becan . . . and not enough vegies or fruit

Where did you get your information?  How do you know how much red meat (or becan) I eat?  or vegies?
 
Besides,  I know several vegies and as far as I can tell (I've never cut one open to check) they're made of red meat as well...

jih64
You people eat far to much red meat . . .  and becan . . . and not enough vegies or fruit

too much becan???????
 
TOO MUCH BECAN?????
 
turn in your Coffee House Membership card.  

As far as I'm concerned, there's too many veggies and fruits upstairs. 

craigb
As far as I'm concerned, there's too many veggies and fruits upstairs. 

Those fruits can turn you into a veggie.
 

FWIW,
Humans are considered to be "mostly red" meat. Muscles that are not exercised will look more pale, like pork. Heavily utilized muscles will appear more red. (For this reason, I think my meat will take on the appearance and consistency of whale blubber.) For meat to be classified as red, the myoglobin concentration must be at least .5%. Humans generally have more than .7%. 
 
So, when a doctor documents my weight, tells me to graze on plants, and exercise certain muscles, I think he's thinking, "This will give the fat, ugly human the perfect flavor!" That's okay, though. Let him drool and thumb through recipes while watching Iron Chef. Let him select his favorite cuts and install the extra large oven. The joke's on him.
 
I'm only subhuman.

What kind of wine goes with that?

Mesh
What kind of wine goes with that?

I thought that was the whine.

Uuummmmm.. OK....  fine.... I think.
 

 
 
BECAN UBER ALLES!!!!!!!!