Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask

"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"
 
I'm not really a Zappa fan, but ya gotta love his quirkiness...

Beagle
"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"
 
I'm not really a Zappa fan, but ya gotta love his quirkiness...

And you're out living him!

A few of my favorites...
 
I Want to Kiss Her But, She Won't Let Me (Tim Cavanagh)
High Class in Borrowed Shoes (Max Webster/Kim Mitchell)
Only Your Nose Knows (I've been Fooling Around) (Max Webster/Kim Mitchell)
 

I'm personally appalled that no one has delved into the country catalog for gems such as...
 
"I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling"
"I've Got Tears In My Ears (From Lyin' On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You)"
"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone"
 
...and there were some other gems I stumbled over during my research, such as...
 
"If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You"
"I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here"
 
In fact, there's an entire unfortunate collection here.

dantarbill
I'm personally appalled that no one has delved into the country catalog for gems such as...
 
"I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling"
"I've Got Tears In My Ears (From Lyin' On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You)"
"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone"
 
...and there were some other gems I stumbled over during my research, such as...
 
"If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You"
"I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here"
 
In fact, there's an entire unfortunate collection here.

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
 
What a list! Thanks, Dan DollarBill! 

Innagadadavida by I. Ron Buttlerfly
208 Jazztone Large Pointed Tip Guitar Pick 

dantarbill
I'm personally appalled that no one has delved into the country catalog for gems such as...

 
Well, if you are going to open that can of worms some of my favorites come from a duo named Pinkard and Bowden.
 
1: Beat the Cheat out of You
2: Elvis was a Narc (in rhinestones after dark)
3: Higher Edu-Cajun
 
 

I had an 80's studio gig, one of the songs was " The 18 wheeler, one hand hemorrhoid blues". That runs a close second with another 80's studio gig, " Nothing, 4kin nothing".
 
Rocky

If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me