I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed 'n' Cryin' Over You.
Saves you the trouble of listening to the whole song altogether.

Jumpin' Jack Flash.
 
I win.  :-)

bayoubill
Innagadadavida by I. Ron Buttlerfly
208 Jazztone Large Pointed Tip Guitar Pick 

I like Bill's pick.

Hi,
 
And the worst use for a song title, of course, is:
 
"Our Song" - Roger Waters and Ron Geesin

Zappa had so many ... I had the weasels album as a kid .... great stuff. 

slartabartfast
I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed 'n' Cryin' Over You.
Saves you the trouble of listening to the whole song altogether.

That's the idea...

dantarbill
I'm personally appalled that no one has delved into the country catalog

What about "She's The Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer"

not a title but Beastie Boys shouting 'KICK IT!' on Fight For Your Right in the 80s..
probably all the 90s kids know what's cooler than being cool...

Hi,
 
I was thinking of the complete side 1 of "Frankie Goes to Hollywood" ... that whole thing -- NONSTOP -- is awesome, but some of the suggestive stuff is ... lots of fun!
 
Now combine that with the Steely Dan smoking pipe ... that the girls used to tease the guys with ... and you really have a fun drag!
 
No other words needed!

From the YouTube description:
 
DROP KICK ME JESUS (Through the Goalposts of Life) by Bobby Bare
1976 (The world's only Christian football walz) [sic]. 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo
 
Not my pick for best song title ever; I'd have to think about that a bit more, but this one has stuck with me through the years. I always knew it as "Won't You Drop Kick Me, Jesus...", BTW, which made all the difference.
 
-Susan