What do you mean it's not a game? It sure played a game with me this weekend.

I was upstairs connected to the daw over RDP. I am running the initial release of Win10 as I like it to just work without the "Getting Windows Ready..." - when it was ready yesterday.
Rant aside, I have had some weird issues with windows 10 that I could only hope were caused by me running a DOT 0 version. So via remote RDP, I downloaded the Windows 10 1511 update to bump me just a little from the dot 0 version to see if the crazy things I was seeing would clear up. Upon installing 1511 offline installer, I was alerted to the fact that it would not proceed without Windows Corrupdates on. So I turned them on to satisfy? the 1511 offline installer. It went about it business installing 1511 and wanted to reboot. It did and everything seemed pretty groovy. So I stopped and disabled the Windows Update Service and restarted it. When it came back up it was "Configuring Updates don't you dare turn it off" >:(
What? Well guess what. when I was installing 1511 with the internet connected because I was watching baseball and RDPed into the DAW, Creators update was pushed to me. So whn the daw came back I went from 1511 -> creator update. I thought, Oh well onward and upward.
I launched Sonar , Did the "This is not a game business," but all the audio stuff was wrong. I fixed all that then Sonar audio engine would not start no matter what as if I had no timing master, so I deleted aud.ini for Splat and retried it. Everything was reset again so I did a "Go back to the previous build" Which seemed to put me back to the dot 0 version (but it could have been 1511). Anyway then Sonar won't start at all. When I click it I got a windows wait cursor for a second then nothing. If seen a lot of failure modes with Sonar thought the years but not that one. I googled it and did all the gratuitous stuff the the Cakewalk Knowledge base has to offer, though about calling like the profile folder redo and all that. Uninstalling Splat and reinstalling it fixed it not. I thought about calling Cakewalk for about a picosecond then so you know what I did?
Restored the whole C: drive from an Acronis image file I created Friday before all this this game ensued.
Life is back to normal but I am afraid to update Windows 10 more than ever!
I hope I never have to.