Birds & Monkeys = Finch & Chimps = Fish & Chips

synkrotron
Perhaps I should explain the, erm... joke 
 
It's based on a particular UK dialect so I doubt if many would understand it.
 
So, the joke goes,
 
what is the difference between a sock and a camera,
 
a sock takes five toes, whereas a camera only takes photos.
 
In this dialect, "toes" and "tos" (from the end of photos) sound similar. Also, "four" and "pho" also sound similar.
 
Hence, four toes, for photos.

I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.

Mesh
 
I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.

Aye, Mesh, but you have to say it in a northern english dialect...

synkrotron

Mesh
 
I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.

Aye, Mesh, but you have to say it in a northern english dialect...

Blimey!!
I only know cockney.

Mesh

synkrotron

Mesh
 
I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.

Aye, Mesh, but you have to say it in a northern english dialect...

Blimey!!
I only know cockney.

(Just talk slower.)

craigb
(Just talk slower.)

like wot i duz...

As I wandered the island that is Britain from souf to norf and back again I encountered many colorful accents. Some more challenging to understand than others. I even managed to understand the Scots in Glasgow and Edinburgh. The ONLY place where I simply could not understand a bleeding word anyone was saying was in Newcastle. Geordies... what up with that?
 
/did not pass through Wales

Ha, Andy!  That's similar to one of my old favorite jokes from the late 90's.
 
Q: What is Fe Fi Fo, Fe Fo Fi Fo?
A: Mike Tyson's phone number
 
LOL!!!  Anyway, really great pictures, Andy, cool shots!
 
Bob

Beepster
/did not pass through Wales

Well, in Wales they do, indeed, talk a completely different language (which is also spoken in some parts of South America).
 

Bob Oister
Q: What is Fe Fi Fo, Fe Fo Fi Fo?
A: Mike Tyson's phone number

LOL  cheers Bob 
 
I'm glad you spotted the pictures...