Hi,
 
Goodness ... such mis-information!
 
1. Most blues begin with ... I fell asleep last night, and she was the prettiest thing you ever seen ... and mr mojo wasn't happening!
 
2. I don't got a woman, otherwise there would be no reason to botgher with the blues or greens, or reds, or any other dope!
 
5. Blues cars are any car that breaks down, and you lost your date because of it ... like you didn't make it!
 
6. See number one!
 
7. The best place to have the blues is in a country where you can't even play the damn thing! And in the countries that tear down all clubs because they corrupt the public!
 
8. You forgot ... white. Even though it is not exactly a "color".
 
9. Crying in a mall, will get you kids laughing at your inanity!
 
10. Best place? Top of a hill, over looking a canyon, and not a single person on sight, and maybe only a jack rabbit looking at you and saying ... you crazy fool!
 
11. Wrong. You haven't seen enough concerts! You do that in some places, and that music and the musician will never play again in that state! They don't want bums. Even BB King always dressed up!
 
13. You are one sick puppy if you have to wait for Celine or Anne to sing the blues. They make too much money for that!
 
hehehe!!!