This just in...
Sources close to Larry "the Loner" Limpet describe him as a quiet, anti-social young man who kept to himself, rarely set foot out of his basement, and was fond of cheese. As the creator of the wildly popular and highly inappropriate "Hamster Scramster" mobile application, he created a niche empire in the field of phone apps designed to force pets to exercise. While his early attempts resulted in spectacular public failures including the Cat Pouncer (consisting of a trapdoor and a bungie cord), Snakes in Space (consisting of a bouncy castle and 4-6 traumatized 5 year olds), and the Turtle Tank (featuring an early unfortunate attempt at pet cyborgs), the overnight success of the Hamster Scramster became an Internet sensation. Critics of the phone driven device claim that it spins dangerously fast, potentially turning ordinary hamsters into ballistic weapons. The ASPCA has denounced the app as inhumane and really, really immature.
With the threat of ruinous lawsuits and inevitable bankruptcy looming, Mr. Limpet announced today that he's entered into a partnership with Richard Simmons.
In an unrelated story, Mr. Simmons is reportedly searching for elderly volunteers with flight experience.