I hate store greeters. I know they're only doing their job but there's something about forced hellos and welcomes that makes life seem so phony and dishonest. I also hate a lot of modern trends in customer service, like referring to customers as "guests" as in "would the next guest please step down to the register." You can just imagine some latte-sipping marketing douchebag insisting that referring to people as customers makes them feel like they're only there to spend money and that this is a
bad thing (even though it's 100% true). No, call them "guests" and they'll develop an emotional attachment to the store and come back! Well I'm sure there are some people who are manipulated by this kind of plastic BS but I'm not one of them.
I also hate when store workers won't leave you alone and continually ask you if they can help you. I always say no the first time with sincere politeness - if they won't leave me alone after that I get snippy. I once went into a Manhattan Portage store to buy a new shoulder bag and even after I made clear that I was just looking and didn't need any help, the guy attached himself to me like a magnet as I made my way around the store, asking me questions, telling me about the features of the bags etc. It just completely distracted me from my personal decision making process and in the end I walked away from him without saying a word and left the store. Last time I was in Staples I had 3 employees approach me within the space of a minute to ask me if I needed help choosing printer paper. I got thrown out of Best Buy a few years ago for "not needing help" as I looked at laptops. I was in the market to spend over a grand on a notebook for work and I was checking all the store models out one by one (as you do). Douchebag comes over and asks if I need any help, I reply with "no thanks I'm good," and he says "if you don't need help then we consider you to be loitering and would ask that you leave the store." Bye bye thousand dollar sale.
I worked in sales for a few years. Which makes me immediately sensitive to being fed a sales pitch - I've heard it all before. Leave me alone to browse in peace, and if there's anything I need to know (especially what other people think via online reviews) then I'll look it up on my phone.