Before two or three years get behind me; seems to happen in about two days at my age lol, I thought I would give you folks my first impression of this site.
In a word, Cool. People actually take the time to respond to stuff. Looks like a for real community of people. And that is not very common in my limited experience on the internet.
Every life that touches your life is never the same for the experience. It can be a blessing or a curse. I hope I can be a positive and helpful influence here.
Thanks,
Billy

Just being here is enough. Thanks for being you

Just wait until those darn forum hosts start hustling you and editing/moving/deleting your posts, then banning you when you complain..
 
errrm..    I mean..    Hi Billy  Welcome to the Coffee House

(digs through a huge pile of costumes)
Wait, so if he's going to start being himself, then that's one less character for me to wear. Have you thought about this? I mean, have you considered the potential impact of having people be themselves? We're not all expected to have personalities, are we? 
 
No, seriously, are we? A little advance warning next time might be nice. 

Be afraid of that dude Bapu, be very afraid......he's a community all by himself.

Bapu is a wanker.
 
Oh wait, I'm not being myself (again).

Bapu Am, even when he ain't.

Now yer leetin Planobilly in on the Am bazz note secret.
 
Next ewe'll be talkin' Alembic bazzez an all.

Alembics here?  No one here has one of those do they?

{quietly slips out the back door}