Bill/Steve, I have to admit, your plan to double up on birthday greetings now that you're no longer conjoined twins appears to have succeeded. I waited a few days to see if you might change your mind, grab some duct tape, and try to go back to the way things used to be. I also thought cutting the cake might trigger another PTSD episode. So, I'll apologize weakly for doubting your resolve to live as independent individuals who are no longer forced to share important parts.
Happy birthday to both of ewe. (Posting a shared birthday post was probably insensitive of me, wasn't it?)