http://thespiritscience.net/2015/05/14/what-a-tree-sounds-like-when-played-on-a-record-player/

A tree does not make any sound if it falls on a record player and no one is there to hear it.

Is it mahogany or rosewood?

would I? wood I?

slartabartfast
A tree does not make any sound if it falls on a record player and no one is there to hear it.

Depends? Was the record player switched on?

Is tree pre or post-beagle? 

Hm.
 
someone made a point in the comments and everyone jumped on him...
the way this """technology""" of """listening to a tree"""" works is that the data is run thru a camera into a synth interpreter. the problem here is that the 'musician' is allowed to set WHATEVER Scale they want. so it's not really hearing the tree the way it was meant to be heard.

I wood hate to go out on a limb, but I think the ring tone might be a little grainy.

I bet Beagle was more interested in the bark.

I'm gonna leave this fred. It's branching out too much. I pine for a simpler rooted discussion.