How to waste a couple of hours:  Be on the phone with the tech. support department for a company.
 
How to waste days:  Have to deal with the tech. support departments for TWO companies who both think the problem is with the other company...
 

How to waste 25 years...own a computer.

Heh, I've happily wasted almost 44 years thanks to computers! 

I'm more of a toxic waste of time. 
 
It annoys my computer.

Wasted days and wasted nights,
I have left, for your Behind
for you don't belong to me,
your arse belongs to someone else.

My waist goes on for days.

I doubt anyone who's reading this thread needs further advice on time-wasting. We're all masters.

bitflipper
I doubt anyone who's reading this thread needs further advice on time-wasting. We're all masters.

Some of us are better than other.......Got FSF?

Is time itself not merely an abstract definition of a unit of existence, without which the cosmos would eagerly expand to grant all the inner wisdom necessary to achieve the highest realm of peace and understanding? Indeed, time is something that necessitates wastage... I do believe...unless it's 7/8, and if you get those beats right, brother you have arrived!

Except that when I'm out having fun, the drummer plays faster but, when I'm stuck on the phone with these idiots, he plays waaaaaaaay slower...
 
We are finally just about where we were supposed to be two Fridays ago at noon!  Grrrrr...