I find them all absolutely side-splittingly hilarious.
And it's good to see that at least one of our hosts doesn't seem to think that the Spam and Flooding section of the CoC regarding "
Posting senseless, inane, or empty messages to increase your post count, or simply to aggravate, is not only dumb but is not allowed “Flooding” (continually posting the same topic on a particular board, posting the same question across several forums, or posting an unreasonable number of threads in one day) is also not going to win you any friends and could result in a banning." does not apply to him.
I'd considered following his own advice and report him to a Cakewalk employee. However, judging from recent experience, the chances of even having such a missive acknowledged, let alone replied to, or, heaven forbid, acted upon, are precisely nil.
Mind you, there might be one host who might look upon such a complaint favourably.