I was an Idjit. I didn't know it, unfortunately. I studied Communications and followed up with classes at a recording studio. After completing my training in the studio, I charged out into the world to discover that there were no jobs in that industry within a couple of thousand miles. After wasting a few months, I delivered pizza instead.
I didn't have money to get into computers or study programming, so I missed out on all fun everyone else had with Assembler, Fortran and Cobol. By the time I backed into a job in IT, I was supporting PCs running Windows 3.11 and PC networks running NetWare 3.11. I worked as an IBM AS/400 operator for a while and picked up a little RPG III (which I ended up using a few years later, much to my dismay). Part of my job included using arcane hardware and software to pull data from obsolete technologies into our "modern" AS/400. I used a 300 baud modem (about 60 pounds, four feet long, and encased in a steel case that will survive the next nuclear war) to connect to a remote machine (running PERL) and transfer data using Kermit. Yeah, I thought I was 1337. Totally.