While you're gone, we will not have any buffoonery or foolishness whatsoever so you won't miss anything. None. Zero. Zilch. When I say that we not engage in any buffoonery, I mean that it will be kept to an absolute minimum. That is to say, there might be just a wee bit. A smidge, that's all... Well, we could end up with a trivial amount of silliness, you understand. Still, it will be completely unnoticeable. That is, you won't notice it if you take care not to step in it and try not to inhale aggressively. Yes, it might be hard to overlook it entirely, I admit. If you concentrate, you may be able to ignore the fact that you're standing in it. By that, I mean that the stupidity may come up to your waist. I said that it may come up that high. Obviously, if you're under 10 feet tall, then it's probably closer to your eyebrows. It's hard to miss. Therefore, I think we can safely agree that there will be a significant amount of buffoonery during your absence. By significant, I mean there will be an extreme amount. I'm talking Ghastly Proportions.
While you're gone, we will not have a single intelligent thought. Hurry back.