Armed with their recently acquired knowledge of Cheryl's personal information, Albert and Bernard conspired to commit identity theft. Once they had secured credit cards in her name, they ordered all of the plugins from the Bapu collection. Bernard wanted to stop at that point, but Albert insisted on attempting one more big score. They ordered every single copy of Kontakt 5 in existence. Gleefully, they watched as Bitflipper and other legitimate customers languished in agony, anxiously awaiting the delivery of their software.
Unfortunately for the diabolical duo, musicians are creative beings and they don't stand for software delivery delays. It didn't take long for Bitflipper to track them down, thanks to their incessant bragging about how they figured out Cheryl's birthday. While authorities won't speculate on the exact methods he used to extract confessions from the boys, an anonymous government official was quoted as saying, "That's harsh, even for Singapore."
So, kids, identity theft is wrong. In addition, Cheryl now knows if she doesn't want members of the Chess Club showing up at her birthday party, she should do what all of the other girls do and give them the wrong address.