http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2015-03/27/c_134104193.htm
 
A team of scientists in China have created liquid metal machines. That's right. I said, Liquid Metal Machines. Yeah, like T2. Okay, these can only move about 5 centimeters per hour, so you've probably got time to gather more supplies. Still, one can't be too careful when it comes to Terminators. 
 
Personally, I would rather slip back inside my bunker before the Terminators show themselves than after they strike. Later, there will be plenty of time to speculate about why these scientists disregarded the warnings presented by the movies. Among those warnings, of course, were "Why was John Conner such an irritating whiner in T3?" "What completely brainless goob cancelled the Terminator: Sarah Conner Chronicles on an alternate future cliff hanger?" and "Is this story the real reason why Zayn left One Direction?"
 
Okay, that last one may not be legit, but I was hoping to draw the Terminator's attention towards One Direction. You can thank me later. 

Luckily Boeing is working on a force field to protect us:
 
http://www.sciencealert.c...ct-against-shock-waves

Beagle has a force field.
 
Wrapped around his BEACN.

UbiquitousBubba
Okay, these can only move about 5 centimeters per hour

 
Per second, according to the report...

That's it. I'm sealing the door now. 
 
Tinfoil full body suit is on. Automated defenses are armed. Nuclear reactor is at optimum output levels. Rabid hordes of wolverines have been released. 
 
Alright, who left the top off of the Cheez Whiz? 

jamesg1213

UbiquitousBubba
Okay, these can only move about 5 centimeters per hour

 
Per second, according to the report...

Still only 0.111846815 miles per hour so there's some time left before they take over the Earth.

But it all changes if they inject it into some prison inmate.

UbiquitousBubba
That's it. I'm sealing the door now. 
 
Tinfoil full body suit is on. Automated defenses are armed. Nuclear reactor is at optimum output levels. Rabid hordes of wolverines have been released. 
 
Alright, who left the top off of the Cheez Whiz? 

Tinfoil?  Are you sure that's tinfoil?

Where does one get a nuclear reactor and a hoard of wolverines? Can't find 'em in the Sears & Roebuck...

Karyn, I admit it. It's an aluminium body suit. Well, to be more precise, it's about $250 worth of aluminium foil. Hey, when they come for you, you want to be thoroughly covered. Also, arguing over the correct pronunciation of aluminium can be entertaining for a few moments. 
 
Soens, that's why I've been building my reactor out of an old Buick. It's surprising how many parts are similar. As for the wolverines, I've been raising a pack in the field behind my house for years now. I'm not sure how many it takes to qualify as a horde, but I've got that many. That's largely due to the fact that my earlier attempts to collect a passel of gators failed. It turns out that gators don't pay much attention to electric fences. On the positive side, we don't get many people walking through that field anymore. Well, not twice, anyway.