And...........
 
 
.... up next, DORCHESTER.
 
 
Remember, you heard it first here

I'm going with "Dimbulb". Did you get that Noel?? Dimbulb. I'll give you ten dollars and an Olive Garden gift card ifn ya do it fer me;-)

There seems to a trend.
Braintree - a football team in the  English Conference Premier
Cambridge - a football team in the English League Two
 
So I am predicting the next updates will be.
Scun_thorpe (League One)
Watford (Championship)
And ARSEnal (Premiership) 
 
 
 

In that case I'm going for Dover.
 
It's definitely NOT Dudley (please speak this one with Brummie accent)

They probably won't go with my choice. Every time I suggest this, no one takes it seriously. I've tried to use this name for a huge number of projects and products, but I haven't gotten anywhere with it. 
 
"Duh..." (Best said in a low, slack jawed, droning voice. Slight amounts of drool help, too.)