A while back I was groaning about my creaky old lady skeleton and how if I didn't do something about it you'd all be speaking to a pile of dust (even as a pile of bone dust I would find a way to haunt this place).
 
Well today I stocked up on some calcium/d3/magnesium multis, copious amounts of cheese (the crummy grocery store block/cottage variety) and homo milk (NTTIAWWT).
 
So now I will don my bowler and white lumberjack underwears, slam pints of white silk and dream of the ultra violence.
 
IOW... Milk party at Beepster's!

Part yAwn Beespter. 

I'll make sure it's thoroughly chilled to avoid drowsiness.
 
Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case I guess it could be a turkey AND milk party.

 
Just remember, calcium doesn't get absorbed by your bones unless you have enough vitamin K! 

mmmm'K?