bitflipper
Forum proofreader.
But that doesn't pay well so I set aside a couple hours a day for writing database software and patiently instructing distant IT geeks named Jason about network concepts. Yes, they're all named Jason, and they all look like the "I'm a Mac" actor in the Apple commercials, except with tattoos.
So, basically, you're here to correct anyone who talks about database rows and remind them that they are called "tuples" instead, ya?
Actually, we're more like an anti-database here with degrees of
unnormalization!