Karyn
Apart from cowbellists 
I was at a garage sale last week, a drummer walks up with drumsticks in one hand and a really old beaten up cowbell in the other hand. I said, are you selling those really cool drumsticks? {Drummer abruptly says}
NO, no way, here... take the cowbell instead, please, you can have the cowbell, its yours. So I respectfully offered $2 {but the drummer abruptly says}...
NO, I don't want your money, just take the freaking dang cowbell. Okay, okay then {ahem}... may I ask why you seem so desperate to get rid of this old antique cowbell?
Drummer very frustratingly and most vehemently repeats over and over....
||: because more cowbell is never enough, its never, ever gonna be enough :|| rpt indefinitely 
{oh boi}