But me. Even if he or she IS yor ol pal and has been for eleventy jillion years or somethin in the REAL world or whatever you might consider the real world to be. Nope. No way...no how. I am THE only one true ol pal you will have and can count on here in this gawd forsaken interwebz landscape of a forum confabulation up and until some one or some thing comes along with enough tenacity, perspicacity and sheer gumption to kick my damn ass to the metaphorical curb. And that ain't HAPPENIN. I ain't lyin, Hortense.

Unless and of course you run afoul of my good graces, natural patience and loving demeanor and get on my bad side.

In which case you will henceforth be referred to as "ol stick".

But...ain't no one better screw with my Avatar. Let alone my bucolic visage.

Course, I say that with love.

I have this incredible urge to apologize  

No need, ol pal. Simply sit back, sip your libation and relax:-)

      
 
Hey, hey, the gang's all here!
 
"Pope" Jon Bouy still cracks me up! 

WOW! man. All this time I though ol lobsterface was wearing some sorta sombrero. Now I sees it for what it really is... a mushroom top. And prob'ly not jes any ol mushroom top. But like... the ones that make santa's reindeer fly.
Eeder dat or it's some sorta flying saucer tryin to abduct him. Thanks for yor helpfull insites, craigb! ITWEoTYRNRI!

yorolpal
But me. Even if he or she IS yor ol pal and has been for eleventy jillion years or somethin in the REAL world or whatever you might consider the real world to be. Nope. No way...no how. I am THE only one true ol pal you will have and can count on here in this gawd forsaken interwebz landscape of a forum confabulation up and until some one or some thing comes along with enough tenacity, per****acity and sheer gumption to kick my damn ass to the metaphorical curb. And that ain't HAPPENIN. I ain't lyin, Hortense.

Unless and of course you run afoul of my good graces, natural patience and loving demeanor and get on my bad side.

In which case you will henceforth be referred to as "ol stick".

But...ain't no one better screw with my Avatar. Let alone my bucolic visage.

Course, I say that with love.

Good to know 'Olpal. In a world of uncertainty, I find this comforting.

Lobster face???

:-)

craigb
      
 
Hey, hey, the gang's all here!
 
"Pope" Jon Bouy still cracks me up! 

"Yes officer, he's definitely the one. The one wearing the sombrero huge yellow cheese wheel."

I still think it's a huge wheel of cheese.
 
aaaand now I want cheese.

Beepster
I still think it's a huge wheel of cheese.
 
aaaand now I want cheese.

Theese ees wat eye thot two.